Bieber Head Trauma

Justin Bieber is the musical equivalent to sticking you dick in a pencil sharpener, But you can't blame him. He hits his head a lot.

Glass door:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvMjYNqcx7Q&feature=related

Glass Door #2:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fq1sUV3jJU&feature=related

Bottle:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0e50vqY7Szo

                                          baby, baby, baby, owwwwwwwwwhhh*

*Sorry but I had to.

Bachelor Joe: The Good Life

Bachelor Joe says; A lot of people say that being a single dude, like myself, has it's perks. Truth is........ it's better than you think. My life is one glorious day after another.
Here is a graph about how sweet you think my life is vs how sweet it actually is.

What You Think                                                              The Truth is:


-Leaving the seat up                                                      - Shitting with the door open

-Eating unhealthy food                                                   - Passing out from  taco bell 
                                                                                                comma 

-Action movies!                                                               - Crying to the notebook

-Hitting on chicks @ the bar                                          - Sitting alone at the bar

-More time for hobbies                                                   - Magic the Gathering

-Free time for video games                                           - 10th level prestige

-Teasing friends for being in                                         - Dirty hookers
 a relationship

See my life rulez more than one would think.

*I don't actually own  a power glove, my childhood sucked
**I do not support hooking and other illegal sex acts, I just pay for them.

Bachelor Joe: Laundry

Bachelor Joe says: Clothes aren't always dirty after a week of use! make sure to implement a smell check before deciding to do laundry. Use my guide to help!
You're Gonna go far kid,
B.J.

Bachelor Joe

Bachelor Joe says; If you live at home, parents are technically roommates that cook, clean and do your laundry. That way seeing the new twilight movie with your mom is a night out with the hot roommate watching some stupid chick flick.