Bachelor Joe says; A lot of people say that being a single dude, like myself, has it's perks. Truth is........ it's better than you think. My life is one glorious day after another.
Here is a graph about how sweet you think my life is vs how sweet it actually is.
What You Think The Truth is:
-Leaving the seat up - Shitting with the door open
-Eating unhealthy food - Passing out from taco bell
comma
-Action movies! - Crying to the notebook
-Hitting on chicks @ the bar - Sitting alone at the bar
-More time for hobbies - Magic the Gathering
-Free time for video games - 10th level prestige
-Teasing friends for being in - Dirty hookers
a relationship
See my life rulez more than one would think.
*I don't actually own a power glove, my childhood sucked
**I do not support hooking and other illegal sex acts, I just pay for them.
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